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Today's Jokes

  1. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  2. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  6. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  7. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  8. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  9. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  10. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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