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  1. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  2. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  5. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  6. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  7. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  8. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  9. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  10. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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