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  1. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  2. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  5. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  6. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  7. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  8. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  9. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  10. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

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