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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  5. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  6. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  7. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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